These jokes are from one of my favorite bedside books – “After Dinner Speeches.”
Funny Want Ads – Used Cars
Why go elsewhere and be cheated? Come here first!
These are actual headlines from a very popular Canadian newspaper. When reading these, you often wonder who was doing the proofreading.
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
I’ve always wanted to write a cartoon book because whenever I see a historical figure, I like to imagine them as if they were talking about Square Foot Gardening. Here is this week’s image:
Oh if only I had built that chicken wire cage over my Square Foot Garden like Mel said – I wouldn’t be having these bad dreams!