These stories and jokes are from a wonderful book that was given to me several years ago on Christmas by my oldest son, Stephen. I refer to it quite often, and I even like to have it by my bedside so the last thing each day is to bring a little humor in my life. I hope you enjoy them.
Everyone loves a corny joke; even if they won’t admit it.
Here’s the first one: How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
Here’s a good introduction for the audience if you’re a speaker:
“May I say that this evening has gone as well as the host promised it would? He said to me, ‘This evening will have flair, pace, humor and style, and then you come on.”