These jokes are from one of my favorite bedside books – “After Dinner Speeches.”
“Would the Standing Committee please sit down?”
“Bacon and eggs: hens are involved but pigs are committed.”
I’ve always wanted to write a cartoon book because whenever I see a historical figure, I like to imagine them as if they were talking about Square Foot Gardening. Here is this week’s image:
Someday I Predict That SFG Will Spread All Around The Globe!